Day 34 - Creme de la Creme of Crappers

We are learning way too much about the players in this year's Super Bowl. Probably because both teams are required by the NFL to spend long hours answering mundane questions from the legion of media that has thronged the Indianapolis Lucas Oil Stadium floor, home to the Indianapolis Colts. Wes Welker, a favorite receiver of quarterback, Tom Brady, shared that it was good to be Tom Brady, and reporters asked why? He responded saying that he loved Tom Brady's toilet, in fact he loved his entire bathroom, sharing that the toilet had awesome bidet features. He was referring to what is known as the Creme de la Creme of Crappers, the Toto Washlet Perfomance Toilet. And for this particular porcelain potty, of course you need the seat of champions, which by all accounts does not come cheap. (see below)

And if you wonder why Wes would be so enamored of Brady's bathroom, below is the description of said thrilling throne, taken directly from the Toto website.

Designed with ease and convenience in mind, the Toto Washlet Performance toilet uses a streamlined wand that extends to provide a soothing warm flow of aerated water for complete and total cleansing. And as if that weren't enough, the Washlet also offers a soothing warm air drier, an air purifying system, heated seat and automatic soft-close lid. To ensure the utmost in cleanliness and sanitation, the Washlet toilet nozzle also automatically cleans itself before and after every use.

I wish I knew about all of this sooner.  We just replaced our toilet seat  - went to Home Depot - no sprays, no remotes, no driers, it's a Bemis, and it was under $20.  I don't think Wes Welker would have any reason at all to linger in my powder room, but I think he is right about Brady's bathroom, now that would be something to experience. Somehow I do not think this is the kind of thing the NFL thought might be shared at Media day, but damn, I enjoyed it!